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Topic: my approach to dj ing

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at the strip club , i usually approach the booth via the side door....

clambering over the glass is really awkward

at mobile gigs i just come around back of the table, try not to yank out any of the taped down wires....
 

Posted Sat 12 Nov 11 @ 2:38 pm
I like to be dropped off at the door by a limo. Then have my people go in first and sweep the room for explosives and dangerous individuals.

Wait, that was my approach when I was president....
 

soberly. and that explains the crankiness. possibly.
 

If the weather's good I like to ride my skateboard in.
 

Tear , i gotcha snipers on the roof....

Wild, i gotta box of jo .........
 

I never had to worry about anything, but now most ppl don't recognize me without my cape!!
 

I usually walk to the bar for a "Full-Bodied Canadian Beer" something along the lines of a Sleeman's Honey Brown Lager;
Then make my way to the DJ booth making sure to notice the girls - hopefully without them noticing where I'm looking.
 

Wow, all these jokes are amazing...ly lame.
 



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