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djdadPRO InfinityDevelopment ManagerMember since 2005
E kapws etsi tote tha poun kai oi pelates sou (afentika). Siga mi se plirwsw , tzampa na paikseis, akou ekei theleis lefta. AISXOS !!
 

Posted Thu 22 Jan 09 @ 11:10 am
xaxaxaaxaxa... egw 8elw ton agapito JPBOGGIS na tou doso 50 euro na mou ftiaksei to patch giati
ta xw parei poly agria :)
 

Posted Thu 22 Jan 09 @ 12:11 pm
tin kalimera mou sta paidia.ksana edo sta patria edafi!geia sou dimitri :)
 

Posted Fri 06 Feb 09 @ 1:47 am
djdadPRO InfinityDevelopment ManagerMember since 2005
JIMMAKOSDJ wrote :
xaxaxaaxaxa... egw 8elw ton agapito JPBOGGIS na tou doso 50 euro na mou ftiaksei to patch giati
ta xw parei poly agria :)


An den symperilaboun tin konsola se epomeni version tou VirtualDJ (native support) den mporei kanenas user na ftiaksei dll gia kammia konsola. Ara tha perimeneis.
 

Posted Fri 06 Feb 09 @ 3:47 am
aledjoPRO InfinityMember since 2005
 

Posted Sat 07 Feb 09 @ 5:33 pm
Video toy florinioti thelw na dw egw!
 

Posted Sat 07 Feb 09 @ 10:07 pm
DJs are expert mind readers...

When requesting a song from the DJ, just say "play my song", or "it goes something like this" then hum a few bars! We have a chip implanted in our heads with an unlimited database with the favorite tunes of every patron who ever walked into a bar & all songs ever recorded, so feel free to be vague, we love the challenge.

If we do not remember exactly what tune you want, we're only kidding. DJs know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be ... it helps jog the memory.

If a DJ tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either forgot that they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try singing a few words for the DJ. Any words.

It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per set followed by the phrases, "AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!" Exaggerated hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger. Put-downs are the best way to jog a DJ’s memory. This instantly promotes you to the status of "Personal Friend Of The DJ."

DJs are notorious fakers & jokesters and never really prepare for their shows.They simply walk on stage with no prior thought to what they will do once they arrive. A DJ's job is so easy, even a monkey could do it, so don't let them off the hook easily.Your request is all that matters.

If a house DJ had played at the club a few weeks ago, the next DJ that follows will automatically know every house tune the previous DJ ever played, even if the current DJ is a breaks or jungle DJ. It's the law. Feel free to yell Tupac or Biggie!! to a DJ that plays strictly house for example.

IMPORTANT

When an DJ leans over to hear you better, grab his or her head in both hands and yell directly into their ear, while holding their head securely so they cannot pull away.This will be taken as an invitation to a friendly & playful game of tug of war between their head and your hands.

Don't give up! Hang on until the DJ submits. DJs are protected by their equipment, & only play the game when tricked into coming out from behind their turntables. Though difficult to get them to play, it's not impossible, so keep trying. They're especially vulnerable during mixing songs.

TALKING WITH THE DJ

The best time to discuss anything with the DJ in any meaningful way is when he is in the mix. Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny voice from the megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us. DJs are expert lip readers too. If a DJ does not reply to your question or comment during a tune, it's because they didn't get a good look at your mouth in order to read your lips.

Simply continue to scream your request & be sure to over emphasize the words with your lips. This helps immensely.Don't be fooled.

DJs have the innate ability to answer questions & mix at the same time. If the DJ doesn't answer your questions immediately, regardless of how stupid the question may seem, it's because they are purposely ignoring you. If this happens, immediately cop an attitude. We love this.

HELPING THE DJ

If you inform the DJ that you are a DJ, the DJ will appreciate your help with the next few tunes, or however long you can remain standing on stage. Simply feel free to walk up on stage & join in. By the way, the drunker you are, the better you sound.

Keep in mind that nothing assists the DJ more than outrageous dancing, or a tambourine played out of tempo. Try the congas, they love the challenge. The DJ always needs the help & will take this as a compliment.

BONUS TIP

As a last resort, wait until the DJ takes a break and then get on stage and start playing their records. They love this. Even if you are ejected from the club, you can rest assured in the fact that you have successfully completed your audition. The club owner will call you immediately the following day to offer you a position.



(ap ta kalytera pou exw diavasei se forum teleytaia....!!)

 

Posted Mon 09 Feb 09 @ 7:43 am
aledjoPRO InfinityMember since 2005
de nomizo na einai problima na yparxei to vdj sto emporio. den exei kamia diafora me to internet aplos giati kai oi idioi apo tin atomix to poulane se paketo.
oso gia to serial eimai sigouros oti tha prepei na ginei energopoiisi apo to internet kai tha isxyoun oi idioi kanones poy isxyoun mexri tora.
gia ta updates ktl ktl.
apoklietai na poulane cd kai serial mazi kai na douleuei se opoio pc ginei egkatastasi me updates ktl
eksalou giati les oti tha kanei kano sti douleia?
afou to vdj einai idi gnosto. spasmenes ekdoseis yparxoun pantou.
an to les apo ti meria, oti ginetai poly gnosto me apotelesma na to mathoun polloi kai auto DE se symferei, diafono.

kai to photoshop kykloforei apo maurous stin omonoia alla de to gnorizoun oloi to photoshop oute kseroun na to douleuoun.
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 8:02 am
aledjoPRO InfinityMember since 2005
paidia exete dokimasei to http://www.fxsound.com ?

ego me auto sto winamp blepo megali diafora..... yparxei kati gia to vdj?
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 9:34 am
djdadPRO InfinityDevelopment ManagerMember since 2005
Merika apospasmata apo skyladika .... etsi gia na skasoume kana xamogelo s'auti tin mauri epoxi !


ΕΙΣΑΙ ΤΗΣ ΖΩΗΣ ΜΟΥ ΓΟΥΡΙ
ΜΕΣ' ΤΟΝ ΚΑΥΣΩΝΑ, ΠΑΓΟΥΡΙ

KΑΘΕ ΒΡΑΔΥ ΚΟΒΩ ΦΛΕΒΕΣ
ΞΕΝΥΧΤΑΩ ΜΕ ΦΡΑΠΕΔΕΣ
ΚΑΙ ΞΗΛΩΝΩ ΚΑΝΑΠΕΔΕΣ....


ΣΤΟ ΡΕΤΙΡΕ ΤΗΣ ΑΜΑΛΙΑΣ
ΘΑ ΓΙΝΕΙ ΤΗΣ ΑΝΩΜΑΛΙΑΣ
ΘΑ 'ΧΟΥΜΕ 11 ΚΟΠΕΛΕΣ
ΘΑ 'ΡΘΟΥΝ ΚΑΙ ΑΝΤΡΕΣ ΜΕ ΟΜΠΡΕΛΕΣ


ΘΑ ΣΟΥ ΚΑΝΩ ΤΟ ΤΡΑΠΕΖΙ
ΘΑ ΣΟΥ ΚΑΝΩ ΤΟ ΚΡΕΒΒΑΤΙ
ΘΑ ΦΩΝΑΞΟΥΜΕ ΚΑΙ ΚΟΣΜΟ
ΓΙΑ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΟΥΜΕ ΚΑΙ ΠΑΡΤΥ
OH YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS



ΕΛΑ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΟΥΜΕ ΣΕΞ
ΕΛΑ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΟΥΜΕ ΣΕΞ...
ΝΑ ΜΟΙΑΖΕΙ Η ΖΩΗ ΜΑΣ
ΜΕ ΓΥΑΛΙΝΟ ΠΥΡΕΞ...

ΑΜΑ ΕΧΕΙΣ ΠΑΛΑΜΑΡΙ
ΤΙ ΤΗ ΘΕΛΕΙΣ ΤΗ FERRARI ; (Σωστόοοοος!)


ΤΑ ΜΑΤΑΚΙΑ ΣΟΥ ΜΕ ΚΑΙΝΕ
ΓΙΑΤΙ ΕΙΣΑΙ ΜΑΝΕΚΕΝΕ



ΤΟ ΜΕΓΑΛΕΙΟ ΤΟΥ ΣΚΥΛΑΔΙΚΟΥ

Χριστίνα Γαλάνη
"Από κορμί είμαι η best
Κι από προσόντα είμαι first
Μ' αυτό στους άντρες κάνω test
Για να διαλέξω.
Μπες όπως όλοι στη γραμμή
Ασε τα μα, τα μου, τα μη
Πέρνα λοιπόν τη δοκιμή
Και ίσως σε επιλέξω"

Πέπη Τσεσμελή

"Σκανδαλίζομαι, μονάχη μου αγγίζομαι
με μια γραβάτα σου ερεθίζομαι"


"Αν θέλεις να ανοίξουν της καρδούλας μου οι πόρτες,
βγάλε όλα τα ρούχα σου κι έλα με τις μπότες"
Λάκης Σκουτάρης

"Είμαι ένας άνθρωπος τρελός,
σχιζοφρενής και μανιακός,
που μες την τρέλα μου ο φτωχός,
ψάχνω για να' βρω λίγο φως"
"Σκοτάδι, πισσοσκόταδο, μαύρο σκοτάδι πίσσα,
σκοτάδι είσαι σκοτεινό, σκοτοσκοτεινιασμένο,
σκοτάδι κατασκότεινο, και βράδυ βραδιασμένο."

Αντζελα Ρέμπη
"Αν είχανε φωνή οι γκαρσονιέρες,
θα πέφταν σαν ξερόφυλλα οι βέρες"

ΔΕΚΑΕΤΙΑ 1970 !!
Κώστας Καφάσης
"Το βράδυ θα 'ρθω να σε πάρω,
γι' αυτό μη φας, θα φάμε γλάρο."


Νίκος Δουλάμης
"Έρωτά μου τοκογλύφε
γλύφε το κορμί μου γλύφε"

Και τέλος μια συλλογή από τα καλύτερα των δύο Εθνικών Οδών και του συνολικού επαρχιακού και αγροτικού Οδικού Δικτύου:

"Απόψε έχω περίοδο, μα έχω κι άλλη δίοδο."

"Θέλω στο σώμα σου σαν μπω, να με χτυπάς με το σαμπώ."
"Μείνε μαζί μου έγκυος, είμαι πολύ φερέγγυος."
"Σε βρίσκω πολύ κύριο, αλλά περνάω κλιμακτήριο."
"Μωρό μου είσαι όργιο, σαν τον Αγιο Γεώργιο"

"Σε είδα στο ποδήλατο και ήσουν όλο τρέλα,
μα ξαφνικά κατάλαβα πως έλειπε η σέλλα."

Ακολουθεί το καλύτερο!!!

(η ιστορία γενικά περιγράφει έναν απατημένο σύζυγο όπου στην αρχή απειλεί):

«θα φέρω τη βενζίνη
κι αναλαμβάνω την ευθύνη.»
και καταλήγει στο ρεφρέν που μας άφησε άφωνους:
«την είχα άχτι, την είχα άχτι,
τώρα την έχω μόνο σε στάχτη,
μέσα στο τσίγκινο κουτί,
που φύλαγε τα μπικουτί..»
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 10:46 am
Poly kala bre djdad na eisai kala.
Eilikrina eklaiga apo ta gelia.
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 3:30 pm
http://www.layal.gr/album.html
pigente edo kai deite apo to album tis fotografies kato deksia!

ti exei???? kai poia konsola???
xexe

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tin vci-100 nomizo ?
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 5:00 pm
aledjoPRO InfinityMember since 2005
ego blepo pantos to vdj sto laptop kai anamesa sta 1000mk2 ti hercules rmx!

ti allo na poume pleon?
 

Posted Thu 12 Feb 09 @ 6:57 pm
djdadPRO InfinityDevelopment ManagerMember since 2005
Μια αλλη διάσταση ενός ορισμού ....

Οταν γεννιουνται οι γυναικες, κ ειναι νεογεννητα μωρα ακομα,
τους βαζουν στο μυαλο ενα τσιπακι,
που τις κανει να κανουν αποκλειστικο σκοπο της ζωης τους το γαμο.

Καποιες, καταφερνουν κ το βρισκουν και στη συνεχεια το βγαζουν,
με αποτελεσμα χωρις τσιπακι να κανουν αποκλειστικο σκοπο της ζωης τους
την απολαυση του σεξ και του ανδρικου μοριου......


.....αυτες ειναι οι λεγομενες "ξετσιποτες."

 

Posted Fri 13 Feb 09 @ 3:39 am
Paidia alli mia asxeti as to poume erotisi an kserete na mou peite.
Me ta fotistika gemizo me kalodia kai mpalantezes gia kathe ena fotistiko xorista , ki ayto den einai katholou eksipiretiko.
Eida loipon ta katothi sto gnosto site kai tha ithela na mou pei opoios kserei sta sigoura oti kanoun gia reyma gia na min exo polla kalodia kai polles mpalantezes.

1) http://www.thomann.de/gr/stairville_lastkabel_15m_6.htm

2) http://www.thomann.de/gr/stairville_adapter_161205.htm

Ayta ta 2 proionta einai kai thelo na mou pei kapoios pou kserei an koumponoyn metaksi tous kai an kanoyn gia reyma opos eipa gia na min travao ksexoristes mpalantezes.

Eyxaristo poly paidia.
 

Posted Mon 16 Feb 09 @ 3:27 am
geia kai apo mena,prin ligo pira apo thomann.de to hercules remix kai prospatho na to setaro,tha diabaso ta topics kai tha sas po..............
 

Posted Mon 16 Feb 09 @ 2:23 pm
Paidia an kserei kapoios na mou pei ligo amesa , giati tora me tis apokries ,exoun pesei polla party , kai den paei allo me tosa kalodia.
Eyxaristo poly.
 

Posted Mon 16 Feb 09 @ 2:49 pm
Paides kalimera katarxas !!thelo na rwtisw an 3erete mipws to vdj mporei na sindethi me tin console tis reloop RELOOP DIGITAL JOCKEY.


Parakolo apantiste ligo syntoma..min paw kai tin parw tsampa
 

Posted Sat 07 Mar 09 @ 4:27 am
pou pigate oloi?den vlepo kanenan apo extes
 

Posted Wed 25 Mar 09 @ 10:23 am
ilias7Home userMember since 2005
zeis????????nomizame oti.....o.k parelasi kaname oloi oi djs.simeoforos ksereis pios itane!!!!!!!!!xronia polla.
 

Posted Wed 25 Mar 09 @ 11:37 am
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