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No I'm not Complaining.

Just wanted a thread that All "Gentlemen's Club" DJ's can post in at will.

FOr serious Questions:

EX, How do I get this Drunk & Stoned Chick on stage to take her cloths off?

Not So serious Questions:

ex: You're Late for your Show because you couldn't find the matching thong for your supergirl costume!!!?????

Gentlmen - Start Your Ranting!!!!!
 
Posted Sat 13 Oct 07 @ 8:43 pm
good topic Marcel ........in order to avoid lateness to the stage i have often suggested that they paint a trail of footsteps from the dressing room to the stage .......
 
a trail of coke to the stage would work best.
 
Soundman69 wrote :
a trail of coke to the stage would work best.

Yeah, I dated a couple of dancers in my college years. I could believe how much blow was going through that place.

I miss the strip clubs in Canada. Marcel, I grew up in Detroit and used to head over to Windsor every now and then to go see the 'Windsor Ballet'. I couldn't believe the girls! Nasty and Hot. The Detroit clubs were just the latter...Nasty. Chicago has a few really upscale clubs (I have a few friends that work in them) but the dances are bogus. I spent $40 the other day for my buddy to get a double and I don't think the girls even touched him.
 
We've Been getting a lot of Eastern block girls the Past 10 years or so - and a lot of Girls from Quebec in the Club.

So lots of Slavic accents, and Quebecqios accents.

Ummmm Accents and naked sexy chicks.

Almost makes me want to stop watching the hockey game.
 
she wants that song ....you know ...uhh

ooh god , dollface , look , don't sing it at me .......what'd i ever do to you ??? here , have a rollo's

then she doesn't know the track , the artist , or the radio station ......
 
Honey You have Untill the end of this Video to get Onstage - Your cd's are marked all you have to do Is read the titles. Give 4 songs Or I'll put you on and play whatever I want.

She'd look silly dancing to Weird al Yankovic
 
Try Richard Cheese Marcel...most of his songs are only 2 minutes long....stupid looking dancing....and less time on stage......
 
lol you could drop Loonatik Klick "Short Bus" 2:57 97BPM and dedicate it to the club owner if ya ever feel like leaving with a bang.
 
Charlie Five, I'm in Chicago, who do you know? Im sure we have some mutual friends. Back on topic though....

How about the girls that ask for the slowest song right at the peak of your night/day?
 
Now see that's not an issue if there's a girl on stage.

Usually it goes like this - Typical stripper set:

Song 1 - Loud and fast - Get onstage and shake those tits for all she's worth. (I hope)
Song 2 - Loud and fast - Drop the costume - and the outer clothes
Song 3 - Medium paced song; Lose the bra
Song 4- Bump and Grind Music; Lose the panties and give away posters for tips.

Repeat as nessesary as long as the guys are tipping.

Then get the chick off stage - the porter cleans up the money and I go collect my portion of the tips.

 
teary lol dick cheese ... too funny .... ever hear the lounge version of "closer" by nine inch nails .....or rape me , or me so horny ?? i thought i was the only one .... i have a dancer i play the " fu@# her gently " (tenacious d/ jack black ) video for .....
 
Love the Cheese....LOVE HIM!! Talk about laughing..he kills me..I won all of his CDs...I use them for cocktail music at wedding receptions.
 
of course , who wouldn't use 'em for cocktail music ?? lol when i'm in a good mood , i like to hum " people equals sh%^ "

i invented this little ditty while at the club one night .... to the tune of " underdog " ..... " here she comes to wreck my day " lol

 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
.... to the tune of " underdog " ..... " here she comes to wreck my day " lol


Underdog?..Or Mighty Mouse?...think about it....

One of my favorite Cheese songs is Chop Suey...
 
One "lady" that I had to work with at the club. Came to the booth - late for her show. wouldn't get ready.

So when informed she was fined...she went off the deep end....yelling/screaming and so forth.

her last words to me were.

"Make sure you introduce me right asshole."


My intro?

"Gentlmen - I have a blonde Joke for ya.........and Here She Comes!!!!!"


bouncers had to recue me - I was about to have my eyes scratched out.
 
I don't think I could have stopped myself from introducing her....."Ladies and Gentlemen....here she is.....Asshole!"
 
i second that emotion Tear .........

uhh i give up .... was it mighty mouse ??
 
right now gents , help me welcome out , Chlamydia !
 
ooooooooooooooooooooh. You know how close I've come to doing that myself? lol.
 
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