this could be serious advice...... bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......
OR slightly less so serious ....... don't play " She's having my Baby " at a shot gun wedding
OR slightly less so serious ....... don't play " She's having my Baby " at a shot gun wedding
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 10:45 pm
millsmobile
Play for the ladies.
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:17 pm
Tear Em 'Up
Don't drink too much!!!!!
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:19 pm
bogart
bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......
I always have extras with me. Had 2 go out on me Sunday.
I always have extras with me. Had 2 go out on me Sunday.
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:26 pm
A Man and His Music
Don't touch your pee pee, rub your nipples, and lick your lips at the same time, while looking at the brides mother.
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:30 pm
tayla
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:12 am
Rune (DJ-In-Norway)
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
loooooooooool
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:13 am
tayla AMaHM....... you are soooooooooooo naughty ........i'm proud to know ya's
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 2:26 am
A Man and His Music
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
You greedy bastard. You were just suppose to do the sister. Noooooooo, you had to go and blow it, with a three way.
Ok, next time, do the sister for a while, then ask her for a three way, not your girlfriend.
Of course, marrying either one of them, is out of the question.
Wipe that smile off your face.
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 7:13 am
tayla
common mistake, to much alcohol, talking to the wrong identical sister...lol
Tayla
Tayla
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:07 pm
digimixer
Don't try and scratch with your exposed bum cheeks.
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:53 pm
exactly ........ you can get those papercut kinda things on yer butt ......... 'course it's a little hard to explain away to the emergency room nurse ......
er , i mean that's what i heard ........
er , i mean that's what i heard ........
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:17 pm
A Man and His Music wrote :
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wipe that smile off your face.
if you feel something interesting , and she says move your hand ...... i always do ....what ? oh
RE move yer .......never mind
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:33 pm
bagpuss
Don't waste your time talking sh*t.
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:50 pm
A Man and His Music
On a real tip, I plan to arrive at least 2 hours before every mobile gig. Even if I'm in a 1 hour traffic jam, I still have a hour to set up. I am never late.
Posted Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 8:10 pm
i get there hour and a half to one hour before , sometimes a little more ......
Posted Sat 28 Jul 07 @ 1:29 am