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Topic: your best advice .......

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this could be serious advice...... bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......

OR slightly less so serious ....... don't play " She's having my Baby " at a shot gun wedding
 
Posted Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 10:45 pm
Play for the ladies.
 
Don't drink too much!!!!!
 
bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......

I always have extras with me. Had 2 go out on me Sunday.
 
Don't touch your pee pee, rub your nipples, and lick your lips at the same time, while looking at the brides mother.
 
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...

2) never say 'I DO'...

Tayla

 
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...

2) never say 'I DO'...

Tayla




loooooooooool
 
tayla AMaHM....... you are soooooooooooo naughty ........i'm proud to know ya's
 
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...


You greedy bastard. You were just suppose to do the sister. Noooooooo, you had to go and blow it, with a three way.

Ok, next time, do the sister for a while, then ask her for a three way, not your girlfriend.

Of course, marrying either one of them, is out of the question.

Wipe that smile off your face.



 
common mistake, to much alcohol, talking to the wrong identical sister...lol

Tayla

 
Don't try and scratch with your exposed bum cheeks.
 
exactly ........ you can get those papercut kinda things on yer butt ......... 'course it's a little hard to explain away to the emergency room nurse ......

er , i mean that's what i heard ........
 
A Man and His Music wrote :


Wipe that smile off your face.





if you feel something interesting , and she says move your hand ...... i always do ....what ? oh
RE move yer .......never mind
 
Don't waste your time talking sh*t.
 
On a real tip, I plan to arrive at least 2 hours before every mobile gig. Even if I'm in a 1 hour traffic jam, I still have a hour to set up. I am never late.
 
i get there hour and a half to one hour before , sometimes a little more ......
 


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